Wednesday 16 January 2013

Best Relationship!


Baby I’d Catch A Grenade For You


AWESOME SONG FOR HER EX-BOYFRIEND!


Are You Cheating On Me


Angry Girlfriend! Hahahaa!


Tuesday 15 January 2013

EVERY GIRL DESERVES A GUY LIKE THIS.


Epic Win Asking A Girl Out!!


Dude, Why Is There A Crack On My Phone..


damm thats a classy burn... Poor girll..


Classy Way To Break-up


Sunday 13 January 2013

Pokemon girls in real life.. Bueatifull


One of my DI*KS are herniated..


They gave me antibiotics for my CO*K..


Little BLON*E haired BULLSH*T babies..


Grab a HORN* man for your mom..


Wow yOu can text while giving BLOW*OBS


I found a full box of COND*MS in my room!


just had the best AS*HOLE ever..


My new bed is so F*CK..


Friday 11 January 2013

My face when my girlfriend trys to kiss me in front of her family


Trolled excalator..


I just choked on my moms SPEACIAL CO*K and it was hot and scary..


I can't stop thinking about being HOR*Y with you..


I meed you outside of VAG*NA claim..


I'm craving crispy DI*K tonight


A hot PUS*Y on a cristmas card..


It sounds like you had a hard night..!!


I have you camel.. Bring him on when he spits.. AUTOCORRECT.. :D


Wanna teel fly like cheese S*X..??


Wednesday 9 January 2013

I never knew that ice hokey could be that much intresting..


Swimming fail... FOot in hEr AS*


You will get a NU*E surprise in your room..


I'll hire you to be my S*X slave.!


We can poop in car.


Went to a party. now i am covered in viruses


Prepared to be opened..


I need sports bras.. nike brand..!


Sweeping off the back PEN*S..


I've seen you undressed..!


Monday 7 January 2013

How people say i'm gonna feel after gym..!: D How i actually feel.! :D


A boys sleepy voice is seriously the S*XIEST SH*T ever..! :D


Everyone loved my POR*OGRAPHY...! :D


Your father and I are trying to FU*K my dunk friend in..!


Mom And Dad are having S*X tonight..!


I was playing with my TI*S earlier..! :D they have gotten soooo big..!! :D


I just laid your mom for buying those tickets..! :D


Just pulled the CO*K for the taste..! :P


Do you have a TAM*ON in your VAG*NA..?? I need one!


Saturday 5 January 2013

Mom Dad and child close enough..!!